totally lacking in creativity and funny things to say

So, I borrowed this from Hunz, Nes, and Wendy.

SCATTERGORIES

The object is to fill in each category using the first letter of your name. This shit's hard!

Famous singer/band: Drowning Pool
4 letter word: dork
color: dark blue (how many colors start with "d", but not "dark"?)
street: Dogwood
gifts: diamonds!
vehicle: Dodge
things in a souvenier shop: destination guides
boy's name: David (not really, but I can't give away Breeze's WAY in the future son's name)
girls name: Dorian
movie title: Dark Water
drink: Dr. Pepper!
occupation: doctor
flower: daylily
celebrity: Diesel, Vin ;) But if I must go first name first, then Diane Keaton.
magazine: Dog Fancy
US city: Denver, CO
Pro sports team: Dodgers
Fruit: dates
reason for being late to work: damned traffic
something you throw away: diapers
things you shout: Dickwad!
cartoon character: Droopy